Bob Hearts Abishola

1 Pilot 2 Nigerians Don't Do Useless Things 3 A Bird May Love A Fish 4 Square Hamburger, Round Buns 5 Whacking the Mole 6 Ralph Lauren and Fish 7 Tough Like a Laundromat Washing Machine 8 Useless Potheads 9 We Were Beggars, Now We Are Choosers 10 Ice Cream for Breakfast 11 Splitting the Hairs 12 There's My Nigerians 13 The Canadians of Africa 14 Full-Frontal Dottie 15 Black Ice 16 Where's Your Other Wives, Tunde? 17 A Big, White Thumb 18 Sock Wife 19 Angry, Happy, Same Face 20 Randy's a Wrangler

1 On a Dead Guy's Bench 2 Paris is for Lovers, Not Mothers 3 Straight Outta Lagos 4 Camp Bananas 5 Sleeping Next to an Old Boat 6 A Tight A* is a Wonderful Thing 7 The Wrong Adebambo 8 Honest Yak Prices 9 Tunde the Boy King 10 The Cheerleader Leader 11 I Did Not Raise Him to Be a Teenager 12 We Don't Rat on Family 13 A Big African Bassoon 14 A Tough Old Bird 15 TLC: Tunde's Loving Care 16 Sights and Bites 17 The Devil's Taste Buds 18 God Accepts Venmo

1 Welcome to Lagos 2 Bowango 3 Dud 4 Old Strokey 5 Greasy Badge of Honor 6 The Devil's Throuple 7 Fumble in the Dark 8 Light Duty 9 I'm Not Edsel 10 Tunde123 11 Cats in a Bathtub 12 Your Beans are Flatlining 13 One Man, No Baby 14 Every Subpoena is a Tiny Hug 15 Compress to Impress 16 I'll Sleep When I'm Dead 17 Inappropriate Nakedness 18 Greasy Underdog 19 Who Raised You 20 Wrangling a Greased Pig 21 A Little Slap and Tickle 22 Beard In Her Pulpit

1 Touched by a Holy Hand 2 Bibles to Brothels 3 Americans and Their Dreams 4 Inner Boss Bitch 5 Kicked Outta the Dele Club 6 Two Rusty Tractors 7 Your Father's Kingdom 8 Estée Lauder and Goat Meat 9 Idle Nigerians 10 An Afro and a Peugeot 11 Twerk O' Clock 12 My Successful Lawyer Son 13 Happy People Are Lazy 14 Put That Toe on Ice 15 Every Character is the Villain 16 Mmm, Fresh Baked Sock! 17 I'll Never Play Banjo Again 18 A Hundred CCs of Handsome 19 Keep that Under Your Gele 20 The Genius Who Fell Out of My Womb 21 Take Two Yellows and Go to Bed 22 Uncharted Waters of Mediocrity

1 The Dead Eyes of a Respectful Son 2 Kill the Cat 3 The Devil's Hot Tub 4 The Heart Attack Boys 5 Tayo Time 6 A Tablespoon of Dad 7 Worth the Cooties 8 My Michelle Obama 9 Sad Cupcakes 10 Diamonds Are Made to Sparkle 11 These Giants Are Flexible 12 Olu! I Popped! 13 Find Your Bench