Young Sheldon

1 Pilot 2 Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System 3 Poker, Faith, and Eggs 4 A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage 5 A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom 6 A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac 7 A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run 8 Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair 9 Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia 10 An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo 11 Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers 12 A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer 13 A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek 14 Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey 15 Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman 16 Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine 17 Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo 18 A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Man's Backside 19 Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple 20 A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish 21 Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza 22 Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set

1 A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels 2 A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron 3 A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens 4 A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce 5 A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries 6 Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan 7 Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon 8 An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius 9 Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero 10 A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts 11 A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf 12 A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor 13 A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovely 14 David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back 15 A Math Emergency and Perky Palms 16 A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag 17 Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary 18 A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow 19 A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater 20 A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross 21 A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster 22 A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast

1 Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes 2 A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board 3 An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom 4 Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip 5 A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship 6 A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm 7 Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting 8 The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's 9 A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken 10 Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib 11 A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony 12 Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit 13 Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains 14 A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel 15 A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub 16 Pasadena 17 An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell 18 A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector 19 A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff 20 A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge 21 A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

1 Graduation 2 A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton 3 Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken 4 Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love 5 A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On 6 Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of The Zipper 7 A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You 8 An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles 9 Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey 10 Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts 11 A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles 12 A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science 13 The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education 14 Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency 15 A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities 16 A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips 17 A Black Hole 18 The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics

1 One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires 2 Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism 3 Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench 4 Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room 5 Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy 6 Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones 7 An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel 8 The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin 9 The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian 10 An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room 11 A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit 12 A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance 13 A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender 14 A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles 15 A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number 16 A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car 17 A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth 18 Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli 19 A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband 20 Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker 21 White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People 22 Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future

1 Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo 2 Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific 3 Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy 4 Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero 5 A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy' 6 An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football 7 A Tougher Nut and a Note on File 8 Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha 9 College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle 10 Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting 11 Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest 12 A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter 13 A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters 14 A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being 15 Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame 16 A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam 17 A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult 18 Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal 19 A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler 20 German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat 21 A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet 22 A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring

1 A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree 2 A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog 3 A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy 4 Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker 5 A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy 6 Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning 7 A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet 8 An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House 9 A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby 10 Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage 11 A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs 12 A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture 13 Funeral (1) 14 Memoir (2)